- you are a realist
- you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions
- you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful
- you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
- You are a good listener
- You have a good sex life

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.

ok

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates

vero

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

falso

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

vero

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.
si si

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life.


ed ecco il capolavoro:

you are a realist
mmm...mica tanto

you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
decisamente no!

you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful
mmm...sì, questo un po' sì

you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
sicura no....testarda sicuramente

You are a good listener
decisamente sì!

You have a great sex life
e questa....devo rispondere all'ovvietà?

you are positive and optimistic.
Ehm... dipende dalla giornata.

you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Che sono amichevole e apprezzo le tradizioni è vero, ma non ricordo mai le date!!

you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
Vero.

you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
Anche qui dipende dalla giornata.

You are a GREAT listener.
Vero anche questo.

You have a great sex life.
Sacrosanta verità!

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life.

Però non mi ha chiesto perché gli abbia fatto un corno da unicorno (o uniporno, vista l'ultima sentenza!)

you are a realist
tendenzialmente verissimo, ma il fatto che, per contro, sia il Signore della Necropolis, con quel che ne consegue in termini di interessi e hobbies la dice lunga

you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
ahem qualcuno ha comunicato al sor porco il mio lavoro?

you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
there is no gain without sacrifice

you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
il modo migliore di prevedere il futuro è costruirlo con le proprie mani

You are a great listener.
bhè osservare e ascoltare sono le sorelle più simili della Telepatia

You have a great sex life.
e sennò sarei solo chiacchiere e distintivo no?